timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

first and last lines

“I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion.”
American Psycho (2000)
Mary Harron

“I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion.”

American Psycho (2000)

Mary Harron

houdinia:

curiouslymistook:

healthycomfyhappy:

blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be. 

this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.

last year i thought i would never be happy and now im happier than ever

harryedward:

I want a boyfriend
*talks to a boy*
Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

CASUAL REMINDER THAT LATINA WOMEN ARE THE MOST UNDERPAID OUT OF BOTH GENDER AND RACE

glitchprincen:

now imagine if they’re non-hetero, trans or disabled

REBLOG THIS

"I just want cute bras, nice tattoos and a chance to see the world."

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

ofmice-and-bands:

in case you haven’t heard this today im glad youre alive and im proud that youve made it this far

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