masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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thefuuuucomics:

shout out to IMDb for always reminding me where i recognise that actor from

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone.

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

notabadday:

GET TO KNOW ME MEME[2/10] male characters → andy dwyer

“I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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